Manchester Protest: “Pigs” Arrest Pigs for Offensive Laughter at Pig Fuckers

Grauniad – 5th October 2015 “This has been the most ridiculous protest I’ve ever witnessed” said Chief Superintendent Bacon, describing the mayhem of yesterday’s Peoples Assembly Protest at Conservative Party Conference. They had promised to “Shut Down” Tory Conference, which thankfully they failed to do. However, their other hope was to “Laugh Them Out Of Town“, and…

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“Corbyn singing Pistols’ God Save The Queen for the Xmas Number One” was a spoof admits Daily Fail

Not content with disrespecting our war heroes and our Queen, Labour Party Leader Jeremy Corbyn now wants to wreck your Family Christmas. Our world famous investigative reporters have uncovered a plot  by self confessed “revolutionaries” to record Jeremy Corbyn singing the vile Sex Pistols rewrite of God Save The Queen.They are plotting to start a…

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EXCLUSIVE: How Tory infiltrators won the 2010 Labour Leadership for “Red Ed”

David Milliband would be Labour leader and probably Prime Minister today, were it not for Tory Party members taking part in Labour’s 2010 leadership race, Facing Reality can exclusively reveal. Back in 2010, while no such thing as “registered supporter” existed in the Labour Party, individual members of trade unions affiliated to Labour could vote for the Party…

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Thousands of Disenfranchised Labour Supporters Demand Their £3 back!

“Its against the law to ban us from voting” declared one supporter. “The Sale of Goods Act, 1979, clearly says purchases of goods must be “fit for purpose”. Labour says “Registered Supporters will also have an individual vote at future Labour Party leadership elections“. They have denied us this so we want our money back!” Said Aaron…

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TUSC Election Success- Left Unity Election Success- Anarchists Anti-Election Success- Government Election Success

Thanks to our team of trained psephologists armed with the predictive powers of Marxism, Facing Reality can once again bring you the news before anyone else. We can confidently predict that TUSC, Left Unity, Anarchists, the Weakly Worker, and of course the government itself will all be trumpeting their successes. Facing Reality will also give you a…

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Western Liberals try to ban Facing Reality after “disgraceful” Charlie Hebdo massacre cartoon

“Facing Reality should be banned in the name of free speech” declared leading intellectuals today. “Free speech cannot be used to attack free speech” said one. “They’re with ISIS” claimed another, “as only ISIS have such a callous disregard for human life“. The Prime Minister has tweeted “satire is supposed to be funny but Facing…

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Infighting leads to bloody Massacre at The Palace

With the long drawn out suicide of the SWP finally coming to an end last week,I feel there is no point in satirising or getting angry with that inward looking, authoritarian-like family, the Party. So as well as getting back into “normal” politics, urging SWP members to leave the crashed car  and wanting them to …

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