Grauniad – 5th October 2015 “This has been the most ridiculous protest I’ve ever witnessed” said Chief Superintendent Bacon, describing the mayhem of yesterday’s Peoples Assembly Protest at Conservative Party Conference. They had promised to “Shut Down” Tory Conference, which thankfully they failed to do. However, their other hope was to “Laugh Them Out Of Town“, and…
Not content with disrespecting our war heroes and our Queen, Labour Party Leader Jeremy Corbyn now wants to wreck your Family Christmas. Our world famous investigative reporters have uncovered a plot by self confessed “revolutionaries” to record Jeremy Corbyn singing the vile Sex Pistols rewrite of God Save The Queen.They are plotting to start a…
David Milliband would be Labour leader and probably Prime Minister today, were it not for Tory Party members taking part in Labour’s 2010 leadership race, Facing Reality can exclusively reveal. Back in 2010, while no such thing as “registered supporter” existed in the Labour Party, individual members of trade unions affiliated to Labour could vote for the Party…
“Its against the law to ban us from voting” declared one supporter. “The Sale of Goods Act, 1979, clearly says purchases of goods must be “fit for purpose”. Labour says “Registered Supporters will also have an individual vote at future Labour Party leadership elections“. They have denied us this so we want our money back!” Said Aaron…
Thanks to our team of trained psephologists armed with the predictive powers of Marxism, Facing Reality can once again bring you the news before anyone else. We can confidently predict that TUSC, Left Unity, Anarchists, the Weakly Worker, and of course the government itself will all be trumpeting their successes. Facing Reality will also give you a…
“Facing Reality should be banned in the name of free speech” declared leading intellectuals today. “Free speech cannot be used to attack free speech” said one. “They’re with ISIS” claimed another, “as only ISIS have such a callous disregard for human life“. The Prime Minister has tweeted “satire is supposed to be funny but Facing…
With the long drawn out suicide of the SWP finally coming to an end last week,I feel there is no point in satirising or getting angry with that inward looking, authoritarian-like family, the Party. So as well as getting back into “normal” politics, urging SWP members to leave the crashed car and wanting them to …
There was once an island Kingdom in the Alifbay Archipeligo. A sad Kingdom.The saddest of Kingdoms. A Kingdom so sad that it had forgotten its name. The trouble had started some forty years earlier when the King, who like to be known as Top Cat, or “T.C.”, claimed to have made new discoveries based on…
Building a Better Future We are reproducing the speech given by the entire Central Committee, in unison, speaking together with one voice. 1. Perspectives “ Comrades!Capitalism in crisis around the world. Something that comes as no surprise to those of us who stand on the shoulders of giants like Marx and Lenin. Here in Britain,…
Dear Comrades, Now the pre-conference discussion period has opened, we have taken the unusual step of releasing the first Internal Bulletin gradually. This is because we wish to take advantage of new technology such as the internet to aid democratic discussion and because some sectarian/oppositionist will leak the thing anyway. We have also decided to…
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